noboyfriendjust: i was just watching the men’s synchro when my dad walked in he looked at the tv and saw: and then he looked back at me, then looked back at the tv and saw: then me again, and then to the tv one last time: then he just walked away without saying anything well that was really awkward
rollinwithdahomies: i love this video too much lmfao
It’s so scary when I don’t know if what I’m doing isn’t...
me: who wants to be my girlfriend/boyfriend
me: whoa don't all shout out at once
I, don’t know what’s up anymore. I think, I fall too easily, just...
You’re not an option sweetheart, make it known.
Son: *brings girl over to the house.
Parents: Hi, you're so pretty. Come eat, come eat. Go in the room later and fuck.
Daughter: *brings guy over to the house.
Parents: Who are you? How are your grades? Where's your birth certificate? Why are you breathing my daughters air?
A Few Things I Learned Today.
1) If it’s destiny, it’ll happen. 2) You can’t live your life with regret. 3) You really only live once. 4) Being scared means your doing something risky, and that’s good. 5) aaaaaaand, Carrots are magic, but aren’t the most reliable.
Im gonna do it tomorrow. I’m afraid of what I’ll hear, and if I have...
I know I’m not supposed to care what people say, but words hurt,...